Crommelin Football League 2009

CROMMELIN FOOTBALL LEAGUE – Miami (AP)

Far from the likes of last season's less-than-a-point margin of victory in Super Bowl III… this year’s game was more of a melt down of atomic proportions… Randy Ellsworth’s Atomics fought back from a number 8 seed to light up the crisp, wintery, night sky… leaving Owen Martin’s Big Daddy O’s stripped and on the blocks… There was absolutely nothing left of the pimped out number 2 seed… In fact, it is believed the entire team had to hitchhike back to Texas… what was left of them…

Another year is in the books… History is made… and we have ushered in the Atomic age with the cunning skills of Randy Ellsworth at the controls. Super Bowl IV is etched into timelessness, and the champion – crowned… The Commander Orvis trophy has found a new home… at least for the year… Now, as the snowflakes fall silently on the earth, we all can crawl into our holes to brave out the rest of this nuclear winter that is upon us.

Congratulations to Randy Ellsworth and his Atomics – Crommelin Football League, Super Bowl IV CHAMPIONS!

The season’s final standings will be marked in history as:

1.   Atomics (Randy Ellsworth)
2.   Big Daddy O’s (Owen Martin)
3.   Willy’s Warriors (John Wilson)
4.   GO DAWGS (Ronnie Shirley)
5.   Short Fat Bald Guys (Mike Tashiro)
6.   BA Bombers (AJ Persson)
7.   Guthrie Jaguars (Nate Holley)
8.   Darkhorse (Matt Opalka)
9.   The Skins (Jared Keys)
10.   Slackers (Micky Kilburn)
11.   Chicago Southsiders (Derrick Boyd) ***Rookie of the Year***
12.   Indianapolis RPMs (Sherman Pitzer)
13.   NAVYPD (Dean Taylor)
14.   sps49ers (Dave Wittrock)
15.   Panama City Chiefs (Mike Consolver)
16.   Steel Dynasty (Richard “Cooter” Corder)
17.   Barnstormers (Al Filiau)
18.   Blackshirts (Dennis Peterson)
19.   PSU_Steve (Steve Roberts)
20.   spudhead (Ken Backes)

See you all next season!!!